Wealth Jokes

8 wealth dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bigger Things Going On

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

MoneyTimeWork+1

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Locksmith Logic

People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

MoneyHappinessWealth+2

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Just Give Me A Shot

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

MoneyWealthHappiness+1

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Held The Line At Zero

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

MoneyWealthSuccess+1

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Foolproof Finance Strategy

I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market. Invest 2 million.

MoneyFinanceWealth

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The Wallet Paradox

Money isn't everything but everything needs money

MoneyWealthFinance+2

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Top-Down Philosophy

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster... in a shiny new convertible!

MoneyHappinessCars+1

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Wealth Strategy, Cushion Edition

To be in the 1%, you gotta do what the 99% don't... like hide the remote!

WealthMoneySuccess+1

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