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Question Asked and Closed

Question Asked and Closed

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.

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Civic Duty Postponed

Civic Duty Postponed

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too personal questions. Whose blood is this? Where did you get it?

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Cornered at the Reunion

Cornered at the Reunion

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

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Unwinnable Quiz

Unwinnable Quiz

No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"

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Second Opinion Required

Second Opinion Required

What's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend.

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Meter Is Running

Meter Is Running

Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? $100 for 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

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