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Physics Jokes

7 physics dad jokes. You asked for it.

Glow-In-The-Dark Tabby

Glow-In-The-Dark Tabby

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

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Absolute Zero Drip

Absolute Zero Drip

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

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Physics For Free

Physics For Free

It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the end.

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Reward For Maybe Cat

Reward For Maybe Cat

Wanted: Schrรถdinger's cat, dead or alive.

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Page Turner Of The Year

Page Turner Of The Year

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Bacon Velocity Problem

Bacon Velocity Problem

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

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Microscopic Liars Inc

Microscopic Liars Inc

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!

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