Alcohol Jokes

6 alcohol dad jokes. You asked for it.

Closing Tab Speech

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later!

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Counting Lessons

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

AlcoholCounting

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Cheers to Whatever

If alcohol damages your short-term memory… Short-term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

AlcoholMemoryDrinking+1

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Beaker Logic

Not to get technical, but in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

ChemistryAlcoholScience

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The Tape Never Lies

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

AlcoholParty

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Generous Donor

I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I'll know it's a match.

AlcoholHealth

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