Clock Jokes

5 clock dad jokes. You asked for it.

Wristless and Free

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

TimeClock

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Punctual Pest

What kind of bug tells time? A clock roach.

BugClockTime

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Employee of the Coop

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

ChickenClockWork

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Working Just Fine

Wow, this new hearing aid I got is amazing! I can hear everything! That's fantastic! What kind is it? Oh… It's about 2:15.

ClockAgingTime

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Lunch Ran Long

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

ClockTimeLunch

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