Clock Jokes

4 clock dad jokes. You asked for it.

Wristless And Free

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

TimeClockWordplay

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Punctual Pest

What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach

ClockTime

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Punch In, Peck Out

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

WorkJobClock

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Lunch Ran Long

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

ClockTimeEating+2

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