Lunch Jokes

5 lunch dad jokes. You asked for it.

Olympic Caliber Athlete

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

LunchExerciseFood

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Deep Cut Menu

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Lunch

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PR for Lunch

People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.

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Quick Pivot, Hold the Tears

Did I say feelings? I meant… uhhh… sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

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Lunch Ran Long

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

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