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Counting Jokes

4 counting dad jokes. You asked for it.

Settled Before Sundown

Settled Before Sundown

Are vampires real? Only if you Count Dracula.

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Counting With Interest

Counting With Interest

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years…

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Counting Lessons

Counting Lessons

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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Numeral Crime Report

Numeral Crime Report

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9.

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