Fight Jokes

5 fight dad jokes. You asked for it.

Tested By The Decades

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

AgeWisdomFight+1

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Bad Idea, Pillow Edition

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.

DeathFightMortality

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Bad Math, Worse Crowd

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

NumbersMathFight

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Procedural Marital Combat

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

MarriageWifeFight+2

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Picking The Fight

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

PigArgumentWisdom+2

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