Egg Jokes

3 egg dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Breakfast Chicken Pig+1

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Overnight Paradox

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know…

Chicken Egg Shopping

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Eulogy at the Diner

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Egg Breakfast Friend

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