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Fatherhood Jokes

3 fatherhood dad jokes. You asked for it.

Tuition By Combustion

Tuition By Combustion

There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Quick Pivot, Hold The Tears

Quick Pivot, Hold The Tears

Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

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Family Business, Roughly

Family Business, Roughly

I am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.

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