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Dad Jokes

7 dad dad jokes. You asked for it.

Track Two Is Worse

Track Two Is Worse

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

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Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Two Fisted Wisdom

Two Fisted Wisdom

What's a man's balanced diet? A beer in each hand!

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Dad Said So

Dad Said So

It's gonna be ok.

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Opposites Distract

Opposites Distract

My parents were total opposites... Mum was always right, and Dad just left.

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Promotion Earned

Promotion Earned

I used to like regular jokes, but now I like only dad jokes! I'm a groan man now!

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Family Business, Roughly

Family Business, Roughly

I am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.

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