Dad Jokes

6 dad dad jokes. You asked for it.

Open Tab Forever

Dad, how much does it cost to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

MarriageWeddingDad+1

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Dad Card Required

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

DadPun

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Tractor Tire Test Drive

Why did the dad roll down the hill in a tractor tire? Because it was a wheel-y good idea!

DadTire

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Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Calling in Reanimated

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

ZombieDadWork

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Family Business, Roughly

I am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.

DadFamilyFatherhood

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