Ghosts Jokes

6 ghosts dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dinosaur Reincarnation

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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Phantom's Problem

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

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The Unnoticed Haunting

My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

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Boo-Berries

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

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Grave Mistake

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

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Saucy Specter

What does a ghost put on his spooky noodles? All Afraid-o Sauce.

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