Habit Jokes

3 habit dad jokes. You asked for it.

I've been repeating the same mistakes so often, I think I'll start calling them traditions.

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Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

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