Household Jokes

8 household dad jokes. You asked for it.

Cooling Refrigeration

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

HouseholdFoodFitness+2

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Vacuum Sales

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

WordplayHouseholdSatire+2

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Leaf Blower Etiquette

Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?

NatureMisunderstandingHousehold

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The Cost of Clean Clothes

Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

MarriageHouseholdMoney+1

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A Painful Discovery

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!

BathroomInventionHousehold

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Ingenious Engineering

You don't need to be a genius to be an engineer!

EngineeringGeniusHousehold+2

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Laundromat Logic

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

HouseholdRelationshipsMoney+1

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Knight in Shining Apron

When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.

MedievalRelationshipsHousehold

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