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Opinion Jokes

7 opinion dad jokes. You asked for it.

Respectful Standoff

Respectful Standoff

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

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Tone of Voice

Tone of Voice

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.

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Shades of Controversy

Shades of Controversy

Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them. They're really polarizingโ€ฆ

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Recalibrated, Still Undefeated

Recalibrated, Still Undefeated

My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.

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Streak Officially Intact

Streak Officially Intact

I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

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Undefeated Streak

Undefeated Streak

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

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Suggestion Box Closed

Suggestion Box Closed

If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

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