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Invention Jokes

7 invention dad jokes. You asked for it.

Patent Pending On That One

Patent Pending On That One

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

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Solo Inventor Problem

Solo Inventor Problem

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.

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Patent Pending Genius

Patent Pending Genius

What invention allows to see though walls? Windows!

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Couch Inventor Theory

Couch Inventor Theory

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

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Bathroom Engineering Failure

Bathroom Engineering Failure

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!

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Almost Named It Something Else

Almost Named It Something Else

The guy who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it BRELLA But he hesitated...

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Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

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