Language Jokes

29 language dad jokes. You asked for it.

Magic G Trick

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

WordplayMathLanguage

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English Lessons

For those struggling to learn English... Remember: Don't = Do Not, Won't = Wo Not. You're welcome.

LanguageWordplaySchool

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Backward Logic

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?

WordplayConfusionLanguage

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Peanut Butter Panic

arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).

FearWordplayFood+1

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Worst Page in the Dictionary

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disingenuous, disgraceful, disgusting, and... dishonest.

WordplayLanguageBooks

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