Lifestyle Jokes

27 lifestyle dad jokes. You asked for it.

To be in the 1%, you gotta do what the 99% don't... like hide the remote!

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If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.

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"Clean and sober" simply means I've showered and I'm headed to the pub.

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