LIFESTYLE JOKES

6 lifestyle dad jokes. You asked for it.

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore... I am perfect!

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.