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Physics At The Treeline

Physics At The Treeline

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

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Fiscal Catch Twenty Two

Fiscal Catch Twenty Two

Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.

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History Class Cheap Seats

History Class Cheap Seats

Communism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?

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Survivor Bias Special

Survivor Bias Special

Have you noticed that all people in favor of birth control are already born?

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Loan Officer Logic

Loan Officer Logic

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Definitely Not Competing

Definitely Not Competing

I'm not much of a competitive person. I'll be the first to admit that.

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