Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen⦠or something like that.
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Misunderstanding Jokes
14 misunderstanding dad jokes. You asked for it.
Edible Assignment
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!
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Shopping Misunderstanding
Guess what? It's hearing awareness month. Wow earring awareness month, time to shop!
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Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
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Weed Know the Truth
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
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Leaf Blower Etiquette
Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?
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Barista Logic
"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"
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Expressing Love with Sandwiches
Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.
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When Computers Follow Orders Literally
A computer does what you command it to do, but not necessarily what you want it to do.
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When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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The Unheard Lies
Everybody lies, but it doesnβt matter. Nobody listens!
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The Finest Brew
Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.
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Hearing aid humor
Wow, this new hearing aid I got is amazing! I can hear everything! That's fantastic! What kind is it? Oh... It's about 2:15.
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