Argument Jokes

10 argument dad jokes. You asked for it.

Respectful Standoff

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

ArgumentOpinionDebate

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Tone of Voice

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.

ArgumentDebateOpinion

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Settled by the Manager

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

ConversationArgument

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Management 101

I didn't say it was your fault. I just said I was blaming you.

BlameArgumentFamily+1

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Forest Etiquette

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it… is he still wrong?

MarriageArgumentPhilosophy

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Recalibrated, Still Undefeated

My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.

OpinionArgument

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Streak Officially Intact

I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

ArgumentOpinionLogic

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Procedural Marital Combat

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

MarriageWifeArgument+1

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Undefeated Streak

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

ArgumentOpinionDebate

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Subtraction Problem

War does not determine who is right—only who is left.

ArgumentPhilosophy

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