Argument Jokes

8 argument dad jokes. You asked for it.

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.

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How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

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If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it... is he still wrong?

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.

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My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

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Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.

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Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

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