Office Jokes

17 office dad jokes. You asked for it.

One Cartridge One Love

My printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin'.

Music Office

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Bedside Manner Optional

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Doctor Phone Office

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Office Supply Slander

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Pencil Office School

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Logical Conclusion Reached

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Logic Office Language

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Right Past My Ear

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by…

Procrastination Time Office

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Morning Routine of Champions

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I am not there… I go to work!

Money Work Morning+1

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Boss's Orders

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Boss Work Office+1

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Untouchable Position

My job is secure… No one else wants it!

Job Work Career+1

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Corner Office Material

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Blame Office Error

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Punching Back In

Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job.

Job Work Career+1

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Office Hours, Loosely

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

Office Work Time

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Customer Service Speedrun

Do you want to speak to the manager or to someone who knows what's going on?

Work Office

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Billable Loitering

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Work Job Office

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Bird Took My Job

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

Parrot Office

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Suggestion Box Closed

If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

Opinion Family Office

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Sky Save Required

Been waiting for the asteroid all day… just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

Monday Office

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Tech Support, Furious

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Phone Work Office

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