Office Jokes

14 office dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bedside Manner Optional

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Doctor Office

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Office Supply Slander

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Office Work

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Logical Conclusion Reached

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Logic Language Office

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Read The Room

Don't think of me as a boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

Boss Work Job+2

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Right Past My Ear

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

Work Procrastination Time+1

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Identify Them Immediately

Anyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.

Monday Morning Work+1

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Audit-Proof Effort

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday

Work Monday Effort+1

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Corner Office Material

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Management Blame Work+2

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The Real Office Skill

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

Work Career Office+2

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Time Management Genius

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

Office Work Job+2

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Billable Loitering

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Work Career Job+1

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Bird Took My Job

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

Parrot Office Work

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Sky Save Required

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

Monday Work Office

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Tech Support, Furious

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Phone Work Office+2

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