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Thinking Jokes

5 thinking dad jokes. You asked for it.

Verdict Pending Forever

Verdict Pending Forever

I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not sureโ€ฆ

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Cramped Genius

Cramped Genius

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

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Cleared for Landing

Cleared for Landing

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

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Resolution Failure

Resolution Failure

What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!

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