Thinking Jokes

11 thinking dad jokes. You asked for it.

Verdict Pending Forever

I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not sure…

IndecisionThinkingLife

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Cramped Genius

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

WorkThinkingIdeas

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The Last Sentence

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

ThinkingTiredPhilosophy+1

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Cleared for Landing

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

MindParachuteIdeas+1

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Logic Trap In Aisle Six

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

ParadoxPhilosophyLogic+1

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Filter Sold Separately

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

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Brain Knot Untied

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

ParadoxPhilosophyLogic+1

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Frequent Flyer Miles

Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!

PhilosophyThinkingBrain

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Logic Eats Itself

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

LogicParadoxPhilosophy+1

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Brain On, Hands Off

I think, therefore I can't get anything done.

ThinkingProcrastinationWork

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Resolution Failure

What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!

DrinkingThinkingAlcohol

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