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The Secret Ratio

The Secret Ratio

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

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Perfect Worry Record

Perfect Worry Record

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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Weekly Effort Report

Weekly Effort Report

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday.

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