Pets Jokes

6 pets dad jokes. You asked for it.

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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Your vet might not mention this, But if your Dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the Best thing for a hot Dog!

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