Pets Jokes

4 pets dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie Optional

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

DogBirthdayPets+2

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Hard-Earned Sandwich Rule

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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Animal Kingdom Review

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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Off-Label Pet Care

Your vet might not mention this, But if your Dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the Best thing for a hot Dog!

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