Weekend Jokes

4 weekend dad jokes. You asked for it.

Weekend Goal

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

ProcrastinationWeekendLifestyle+2

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Post-Weekend Struggle

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

WordplayWorkWeekend+1

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Weekend Upgrade

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

WeekendRelaxationTravel+2

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Mathematician's Advice

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

MathWordplayGrotesque Humor+1

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