Weekend Jokes

7 weekend dad jokes. You asked for it.

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

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What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

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Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

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