Safety Jokes

3 safety dad jokes. You asked for it.

Invulnerable Logic

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... YOU ARE... INVULNERABLE.

WordplayLogicIgnorance+1

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Aging and Fire Safety

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

AgeLifeSafety+1

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

WordplayCarsAge+2

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