Age Jokes

11 age dad jokes. You asked for it.

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

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What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

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There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

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I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

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How old would you feel if you didn’t know your age? Just a genuine question.

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Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

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