Zombie Jokes

3 zombie dad jokes. You asked for it.

Undead Goes Plant Based

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

ZombieVegetarianHalloween+1

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Calling In Reanimated

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

ZombieWorkTired

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Reanimated Romance

I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.

ZombieDatingRelationship

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