WIRED THE WRONG WAY

People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.

Dad's Take

Never claim a skill you can't fake convincingly for forty-five minutes. I told a boss I knew French once and got sent to Quebec for a week of nodding. Stay in your lane until the lane is paved.

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