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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Statistical Drowning

Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

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Stage Fright

Stage Fright

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

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Time Wealth

Time Wealth

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

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