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Tuition Well Spent

TUITION WELL SPENT

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

Dad's Take

A pile of small failures cashes out better than one big win you never get. I bombed a hundred sales calls before one stuck, and that one bought this house. Keep the receipts, kid β€” the math turns around eventually.

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