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Optimistic Loan

Optimistic Loan

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Statistical Drowning

Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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