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Gambling Tax

Gambling Tax

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

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The Cost of Pi

The Cost of Pi

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

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Mean Average

Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Optimistic Loan

Optimistic Loan

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Statistical Drowning

Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

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