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Canine Silence

Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Magic Mut

Magic Mut

What do you call a magig dog? A Labracadabrador.

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Dog Humor

Dog Humor

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

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A Dog's Gala

A Dog's Gala

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Barbecue Bandit

Barbecue Bandit

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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Band Posters

Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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