OFF BEAT AND LOVING IT

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

Dad's Take

Thirty years in and I still step on her toes at every wedding we go to. The trick isn't getting it right, kid — it's making her laugh hard enough that she forgets she's barefoot by the second song.

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