HOP IN A TOW ZONE

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Dad's Take

Pay the small fines fast and the big ones never show up. Renew the registration, file the receipt, return the cart — boring discipline is what keeps you out of court. Stay legal in the boring stuff, kid.

Parking Animal

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