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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

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Your mother once threw out a recipe because the chef on TV mispronounced 'oregano.' Pick the hill, son, and make sure it's smaller than the one she's already standing on.

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