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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Breakfast Commitment

Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Karmic Dining

Karmic Dining

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu! You get what you deserve.

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Tireless Pursuit

Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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Edible Assignment

Edible Assignment

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

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