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Eyes On The Numbers

EYES ON THE NUMBERS

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.

Dad's Take

Wear the joke like prescription glasses β€” you might look ridiculous, but at least you can see the laugh coming from a block away. Squint until the room agrees. That's a technique, not a tell.

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