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Sorry, Beep Beep

SORRY, BEEP BEEP

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A re-morse code.

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A good closer is half wordplay, half audacity. Lean on the audacity when the wordplay wobbles. Nobody remembers a polite goodbye.

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