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Efficiency Goals

EFFICIENCY GOALS

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

Dad's Take

Anger spreads itself thin if you give it too many targets, which is honestly the only mercy. Pick one thing that bugs you today and let the other seven go. Tomorrow you'll have eight new ones anyway.

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