MANAGEMENT BY RECLINER

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do what you want done because he wants to do it.

Dad's Take

Best bosses I had made me feel like every good idea was mine, and the worst made sure I knew none of them were. Be the first kind if you've got the choice. The second kind ends up eating dinner alone.

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