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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Screen-Time Mission

Screen-Time Mission

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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Errand Escapade

Errand Escapade

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

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