MINIMUM VIABLE EFFORT

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Dad's Take

Rest isn't laziness — laziness is rest you didn't earn. Earn yours this week, then collapse with a clean conscience. The recliner remembers who its friends are.

Weekend Rest Lazy

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