COVER YOUR TRACKS

Oops! Dialed 911 by mistake, so I lit a small fire... just to save face!

Dad's Take

Cover your mistake by owning it, not by stacking a second one on top. I have watched men torch entire careers trying to look composed for ninety seconds.

Panic

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