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Orchard Math

ORCHARD MATH

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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If you find yourself making a spreadsheet to track what's plainly already there, you're not organizing, you're stalling. Sometimes the answer is just to go outside and pick the thing.

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