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Cornered at the Reunion

Cornered at the Reunion. Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?
A child, asked this once too often.

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

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