ROUGH SHIFT DOWNTOWN

Today was a terrible day... my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Dad's Take

Some days the universe lines up its punches in a row, and the only move left is to take a bow. Read the room, pour a beer, and let tomorrow have its turn at the mic.

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