THE ULTIMATE HEISTGive a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.CrimeMoneySocietyπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Failed Math ProfitIf I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.MathFailureMoneyπ0π0
Optimistic LoanAlways borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.MoneyPessimismExpectations+1π0π0
Tongue TwistedThe world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard theyβll give him a tough sentence.WordplayLanguageCrimeπ0π0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1π0π0
Mime RightsIf you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?CrimeIronyπ0π0
Wedding CostsDad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.DadFamilyMarriage+2π0π0
