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Hatching Pythons: The Pi-Sized Difference

HATCHING PYTHONS: THE PI-SIZED DIFFERENCE

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

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