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Bowling with a Twist

Bowling with a Twist

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

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Winning from the Couch

Winning from the Couch

Not trying to brag or anything... But I have never lost in the Olympics.

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Fishy Philosophy

Fishy Philosophy

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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