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Alphabet Math

ALPHABET MATH

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A' bra.

Dad's Take

Sizing is not an insult, it's data, and the sooner you stop weaponizing the number on the tag the sooner the dressing-room door opens with a smile instead of a sigh. Just say it looks great and mean it.

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