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Possessed Hardware

POSSESSED HARDWARE

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

Dad's Take

Losing your composure is just losing a key on the keyboard β€” you can still type, you just can't shortcut anymore. Slow your hands, breathe through your nose, and resist the urge to use all caps.

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